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spencersarcastic:

howellfornia:

spunkysmudger:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

initially it seemed as scary as Through the Fire and Flames after the ending credits in GH3, but I quickly realised that was the most monstrous understatement ever.

but why aren’t we talking about release the penguins


Sep 30,2014
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Can’t you read?!


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ambassadorqueerkale:

peterpayne:

The luckiest car owner in the world.

That’s some final destination shit. They’re probs gonna get killed by a tanning booth or some shit


Sep 30,2014
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sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word


Sep 30,2014
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in-love-with-my-bed:

intensional:

whydospn-merlindothiswhy:

intensional:

p0intless—blogger:

intensional:

imactinginsane:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

Look at all those ducks

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

Look at all those ducks

I fricken owned chickens a long time ago. THOSE ARE CHICKENS. I also own four ducks. I would know the difference. Those are not ducks nor will the ever be ducks.

Look at all those ducks

those are some nice ducks.


Sep 30,2014
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choochoobear:

theamazingspiderboy:

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN

… goddamnit, people.


Sep 30,2014
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dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses


Sep 30,2014
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itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 


Sep 30,2014
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itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"


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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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