Jul 25,2014
567,741 notes

lotus-kidz:

medusacandydive:

resistables:

mikewaters:

if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be

#new life motto

i think this will be my graduation quote

maybe you wiped out the entire human race and there’s no one left to come back

fuck


Jul 25,2014
133,614 notes

7billionothersandme:

minnarr:

gaystripclub:

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women

plus when someone as calm and zen as luna yells at you, you know shits gonna go down


Jul 25,2014
723,763 notes

legendary 


Jul 25,2014
222,308 notes

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)


Jul 25,2014
146,108 notes

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW


Jul 25,2014
66,546 notes

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14


Jul 25,2014
34,570 notes

ends-at-the-nape:

I follow the swearing news, it’s my favourite account.


Jul 25,2014
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Jul 25,2014
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actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”


Jul 25,2014
8,668 notes

freewillisanillusion:

i guess howard couldn’t have predicted how hard the 2008 economic crysis would hit hydra


Jul 25,2014
6,221 notes

imsirius:

x


Jul 25,2014
141,633 notes

angry-beibers:

youcoulddobetterthanme:

fuck-you-im-australian:

nointerrruption:

bagmilk:

yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button

WHAT HAPPENS

congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr

WHAT IS THE THING?

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there you have it kids


Jul 25,2014
255,789 notes

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes


Jul 25,2014
135,562 notes

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

englishboys-withbanjos:

Tim’s quest to get on Game of Thrones

by slytherpuff themes